December 2008
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Grapple
L: Seriously?
B: It sounds cool.
L: Seriously?
B: I want to try it.
L: It's not even real grape. It's artificial. Do we have to take everything that's healthy and try to find a way to make it bad for us? And if you want a grape why not just go eat a grape?
B: [pause] I still want to try it.
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Lip Balm
L: Crap, I can never find my lip balm.
B: You should do what I did with ink pens.
L: What's that?
B: I could never find a pen at work, so I bought 50 of them and then seeded them throughout the building.
L: Huh.
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